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Yesterday, I decided I needed a spicy kick for lunch, so I went over to Which Which and ordered a buffalo chicken sam with spicy ranch and jalapeños. Very good and had a nice little kick. That night, my wife, buddy and I went out for dinner at a Greek place before we hit up a concert. I ordered a plate of meat and pita, wife ordered a Greek pasta with meat balls and my buddy got the grilled salmon. Everything was excellent. As we're leaving the restaurant, I'm thinking, I kinda have to poop, but I thought I'd be fine. So we walk to the car and take off and make our way downtown, a five minute drive. As we're pulling in to DT, it hits me hard, so hard. I thought I was going to poop my pants right there. I see a subway on the corner and immediately pull over and illegally park and tell my wife I have to poop so bad I might go right here and I jump out.
I waddle up to the Subway, only to find they have out of order signs on the bathrooms....I'm pretty sure they only did that to keep the bums away but I take off across the street to the grocery store. A walk to the back of the store and an elevator ride later, I'm about to explode. Luckily the dude on the elevator lets me go first, I'm not sure I could have taken him without pooping everywhere....
So I release the hounds only to find out there's no TP!!!! Luckily, there's two boxes of tissues...whew. Actually, the Kleenexes were much better than regular TP. Maybe I'll start doing that at home.
I was really hoping at some point there would be a shart or something. No such luck.
They had Kleenex in the stall? Is that normal? And I laughed. Cuz we've all been there.
My buddy will not get far from a bathroom from the 6.5 to 7.5 hour mark after eating jalapenos. They almost always hit him at exactly 7 hours and he has to explode.
Two boxes but it was a single room not a stall. Which would have been ok since I could have washed my ass in the sink.
Just a word of advice Twib, don't use Kleenex at home. It doesn't dissolve like TP and will clog up your stool.
flushable baby wipes
this story needs an alternate ending
This is one of the few stories i will never ask for pics.lol
I don't know about pics but the video prior to the restroom would be well worth a watch, the old sweat drenched waddle.
Good point brad.
Quite true. Twib should go back to that supermarket and ask for their security camera tapes.
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