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Lights must stay on. No paper bags allowed.
No, looks like Perks prom date
Why am I having such a hard time with this question?
"A good burn is like good sex. It's simple, to the point, and leaves your victim totally destroyed."--Kenny Drebsen
In Gold or a Cashiers Check? Why don't I trust doctors? I'll tell you if you ask. Nah.
OP, Is there a time limit?
I prolly would for a million bucks. I would'nt like it, but I could retire with that kind of money, so I would.
For a million (if it is a woman) I would, not sure Stanley could get up for the occasion though.
The price is right, so yeah.
Life is hard. It's really hard if you're stupid.
gawd no...10 million maybe
i gots my limits and standards
For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to
(a) mate with
(c) run away from
I'm guessing you're a 2 pump chump, but let's say 10 minutes.
Sure would just have to keep happy thoughts in your head.
because she's a fat ugly white gal?
The most difficult woodja to date.
For a cool mil? Oh HELL yes! For a mil,she's actually kind of cute and probably has a great personality. I'm a round boy myself so we coud dine a Hardee's and then off to the makeout place in our 32 foot camper. Everybody's so damn picky now days.
I just threw up thinking about it. THat said though, I'd give it a run. not sure I could get it up for her though.
I don't think I'd even be able to.
"I was brought in here to change the culture. I'm going to coach with passion" - Fran McCaffery.
Sh*t, if she give good wee wee suck I'll do it for $20 and tell you to keep the remaining $999,980
This post was edited by wahawk56 15 months ago
My teacher told me that I was a piece of sh*t
Seen her the other day, driving a piece of sh*t
One $million$ ? Tax free.........
'Texan by birth, Hawkeye by the Grace of God'
Absolutely the first question in my head.
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I'll tell ya why. You're wondering if that thing has a bigger dick than you.
Second thing that went through my head.
Don't you have a script for those issues?
Talk to Wolf.
I like the way you think wahawk. Enough with all the prissy boys on here, bring on the mouth hugs.
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