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So heres the scenario:
I have a nephew who is an 18 yr old senior in HS. Hes a really nice kid but doesnt have any friends. Zero. He also has never done as much as even hold hands with a girl. If I even point an attractive girl out he clams up and wont answer my wouldja questions.
He is in the process of finishing up hs with never going to a party, a dance, or out for any sports. Nothing social. So FUISU and myself have been riding him about prom. Basically saying that he needs to go. We went as far as to line him up with a girl. The girl is a 19 yr old chick that is one yr outta hs. She is also very quiet and very much wants to go with him cause her christian hs didnt allow dances. I took her, her roommate and my cousin out on a double date. Everything went well expect he went mute, which was expected. The only problem is that she is a closet whore. Shes banged 5 of my friends in the last 6 months.
Now my typical answer to this question would be that I did the right thing. Kinda kill 3 birds with one stone: 1st date, 1st lay, Prom. Im kinda questioning my method just because of how big of a whore she actually is.
Am I over stepping my uncle duties or working my way into the uncle hall of fame?
Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.
Definitely HoF material.
Life is hard. It's really hard if you're stupid.
I'm curious (and this is not pertinent to the story what so ever it is just me being nosey) how much older than your nephew are you? I mean if you have friends that are banging a 19 year old girl I have to assume that either you are not much older than your nephew, or you have some very young friends.
Outside of my curiosity, it sounds like you are a pretty cool uncle.
Im 31. My friends are mid 20s. Basically shes like a house cat that just got out.
Forget hall of fame, GOAT IMO.
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