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I met Alex Brown last Sunday at a hotel in downtown Chicago. Good story too.
My half black buddy and I (proves I like minorities) were walking in the hotel at 2AM $hitfaced. These equally $hitfaced girls came up to us and said "Hey! What are you two doing later? We have vodka in our room." We were in for some stange action. One girl was a little husky, probably a 5/10. My buddy was all over her (imagine that). I got the other one, but she was only a 6 or so. Had some nasty snaggletooth going on. She had a bangin body though... anyway. Were walking with the to go back to thier room and we notice Alex Brown (old Bears DE) walks around the corner. We said "holy $hit! Its Alex Brown!" and start talking to him. nice guy. Meanwhile, the girls start to walk off by themselves. Alex says "hey guys, your girls are getting away" and I replied, "thats ok Alex, they were perticularly attractive anyway". He started laughing and left. Then, I tweeted:
"Me and @naykayday just ran into @alexbrown96 at the hotel. Nice guy. Warned us about our girls getting away. #themtittays"
Oh... and AB96 never answered my tweet. He was with two white broads. Not his wife.
really? that's all it takes
For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to
(a) mate with
(c) run away from
I like to think so.
This should always the proper way to start off stories.
Sine Missione -- Never be a spectator for unfairness or stupidity, argue for arguments sake; the grave will give plenty of time for silence.
I like to give bums my empty beer cans so they can cash them in...does this prove I like Perk?
No. Unless you want to cash in perks little can...
Cool story, bro.
I thought you were referring to the current NFL sideline reporter. (Guess it is Jenn Brown)
Now that would have been an interesting late-night meet.
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