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By E. Zachary - See all my reviews
This review is from: Victorio Kitchen Products 571B Banana Slicer
Before I got the Victorio Banana Slicer, my parties were dull and lifeless due to my inability to cut perfect banana slices. My children would cringe in the morning looking down at their sub-par breakfast with uneven sliced banana pieces. I felt like such a waste of a human life. I was depressed, drinking again and even started to smoke to relieve the stress of my banana slice fails. for hours I would stand in the kitchen practicing my banana cutting, even changing the blades of my knives didn't work. I thought my life was over, my husband was going to leave if I didn't get my banana situation worked out and my children refused to call me mom anymore. they said "other moms can slice bananas, why are you so inept at everything?". I was ruined. Until one day, the glorious day! I found this browsing amazon in a rather drunken state, I jumped up and down with the excitement! I am now proud to say I am the greatest success of a mother, wife and hostess! thank you Victorio Kitchen Products! well done, well. done.