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I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands. -Babe Ruth

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millah22 said...

I can't give you a name. But let's just say her name is Kayla. She got fat though. And had a kid. Funny story about that one. She had this black boyfriend, I'm sure he was a great guy. He stuck with her for 9 months as she was pregnant. He was planning on being the father. Baby comes out bleach white with blonde hair. Guy was like "effing serious?" Leaves. Now she's with the apparent father.

I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands. -Babe Ruth

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millah22 said...

For my 1,000th post I wanted to share something, but it has been lost. It will probably never be retrieved. I have a memory of it though, and I would like to share a story. It's a favorite of mine, but I rarely get to tell it. It's a story about when I found that my ex-girlfriend did porn for a shady website.

I dated this horrid person for a year and a half, she cheated. I cried like a little b**** but I'm better faster stronger. Well, to rub it in my face she text me out of the blue "hey, guess what. I'm going to South Padre for spring break!" and I said "oh that's cool. How can you afford that?" "I know a guy." She goes on her trip. whatever.

Turns out I see her after her trip at the Lumber Yard. It's amateur night, and she's on the stage. That was weird. But I digest.

Later she sends me a facebook message about some bullcrap that I don't remember. But I notice something weird about her facebook picture. On the bottom it had a watermark that said "Nebraska Co-eds."

Wtf is Nebraska Coeds? I google, and I am not disappointed.

There she is. In complete buff, With some other girls face buried in her coot. *Click Next* she's getting blasted by a tree with a sex toy snapped onto it. *Click next* she's eating Showing her bung to the entire internet.

I think this is hilarious. I show my friend. He shows his friend. Shows their friends. Everyone knows.

Her sister calls me and asks if I know what Nebraska Coeds is? Her parents are pissed. "I have no idea, what is it" "Apparently it's porn.. my parents are pissed.. do you know what's happened to her?" "I don't know, but that is on their forever.

What I wanted to do was share some of the photos, but I've lost them. So I drew one ms paint style.

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WiserIowan said...

I see a few holes in this story... namely, how did you not know what Nebraska Co Eds was?

I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands. -Babe Ruth

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millah22 said...

When you hit the ground running with red tube you don't waste your time on Nebraska co eds.

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