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Anyone ever #2 in porta-potty while tailgating?

  • I saw mcluvie mention that he dropped a deuce while tailgating at somebody's house and it got me to thinking about the lines at porta-pottys while tailgating for iowa football games. Anyone ever dropped a deuce in a porta-potty at all?

    clopeck777

  • clopeck777 said...

    I saw mcluvie mention that he dropped a deuce while tailgating at somebody's house and it got me to thinking about the lines at porta-pottys while tailgating for iowa football games. Anyone ever dropped a deuce in a porta-potty at all?

    At iu I walk back to my friends apartment to do it.
    When I went to game at purdue I would walk to my girlfriends sorority house and go there. No way i went to the porters.

    Although most disgusting porter potty ever was down in Tampa at the super bowl. I opened the door and te entire toilet was full to the top and leaking over. Most disgusting thing ever.

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    Oaken ●

  • It's not much different if I do a #1 and after drinking I can't really avoid using them. I'm always too far away to try and run somewhere else.

    m

    mistyhawk

  • Ive always wanted to bang a chick in a port a potty. Strange, I know.

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    WiserIowan

  • WiserIowan said...

    Ive always wanted to bang a chick in a port a potty. Strange, I know.

    lol

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  • i feel sorry for the ladies that have to do the hover squat over a porta potty seat to do their business.

    blech.

    i can hold it if i absolutely have to when it comes to #2. A porta potty being the only option would be one of those moments I absolutely would hold it.

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    hawkirob

  • I've done it, but if I have to go I try to go before about 7:30 so there's no lines and they're not completely disgusting yet.

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    JWolf0074

  • JWolf0074 said...

    I've done it, but if I have to go I try to go before about 7:30 so there's no lines and they're not completely disgusting yet.

    Agreed, earlier is better. Plus I hate when I know someone is waiting by the door.

    m

    mistyhawk

  • Only once, only time I ever drove up to a game in the morning. Last year for the Pitt game, I decided to get drunk in CB on Friday, went home at bar close, got up an hour later and made my younger brother drive. Of course I didn't get to take my morning shit. I thought I could hold it...wrong, by the time we were headed to the stadium, I was about to blow. Needless to say, I made a pit stop, dominated, and then shotgunned a beer and headed in....cool

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    Buck Russell

  • Yeah, never poo'd in a portapotty, just a random persons house. I actually ended up clogging the toilet (very weak flush) and people started knocking on the door because they had to use the bathroom. I quickly bounced, and told my buddy we had to get far far away from that house lol.

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