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Thank you scout for the ban, thank you 247sports for being the Austrillia of sports websites.
Here's some pics for my awesomeness. Haters plz do reply on your thoughts of why you are intimated by my good looks and please post more pics of hot girls or GTFO. We'll start off with a roast of FUISU, since I'll host it I'll start off and say Morrison your love affair with Tony Romo is borderline Jerry Sanduskyish. Hawkifish if you were a fish you'd look something like the three eye thing from the Simpsons. Misty & Meg plz quit sending me private messages about positions. Wolf I'm sorry to hear you got kicked out of chiro school, you'll make a great proctologist. Todd & Todd can bring it, I know your secret Paul Clark & Lady Gaga fans. Ohiohawk & Draftfreak I can't believe you didn't pay that Thai tranny I ordered, uncool espiceally considering you both got Z-jobs and that wasn't cheap. Derhawkeye, I heard Napoleon had derhawkeye syndrome. Wiseriowan don't you think you change your handle to something to more fitting like dumberiowan? BleedBnG Im sorry about the Mom thing but you know I'm a sucker for grey flexiable foxes in high heels. Mclovin, cute I watched that movie too.... -3 on creativity, did you cheat in art class? PerkAslut I love you bro, nobody takes one for the team like you, I just didn't can't believe that 360 lb BBW didn't suffocate you. Swarm2kinnick, heck I'm not swarming anything with you again unless I got some strong antibiotics, lay off the casual encounters craiglist dude. KajunGator I congratulate you for still having 6 of your original teeth
Roast of me can commence now.
This post was edited by fuisu on 5/6/2012 at 12:59 AM
15 National Championships and one Urban Meyer heart attack, Roll Tide. 23 NC's in wrestling and one badass Herky, Go Hawks.
You're a lot like Carrot top-not funny, and the only action you get probably involves props.
(but seriously, I dig the roast idea. props to you)
never mind i forgot what i was going to write
Ummmm Get out of the weight room and get Snooki off your tv bro.
That 3rd picture you posted is you. That's why the head is cropped out. Your legs aren't impressive either.
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I don't have anything bad to say about fuisu.
fuisu..........well, other than being shocked & dismayed by not being mentioned.....
Thank you for the pic of Selma Hayek......I kind of have had several love-hate trysts with her.
Wiser......who is Miss America, there? Enquirer minds want to know.
'Texan by birth, Hawkeye by the Grace of God'
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