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OT: Carmen Electra or Minka Kelly?

  • OT: Carmen Electra or Minka Kelly?

    This post was edited by smithy on 11/7/2011 at 3:15 PM

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  • smithy said...

    OT: Carmen Electra or Minka Kelly?

    Gotta go with Carmen! lol

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  • Carmen. Fersure.

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  • Sorry Todd. Cannot agree. Carmen Electra (aka Tara Patrick), is Kim Kardashian before KK became a household curse word. Is it safe to use the word "harlot" or "tramp" on these boards. Carmen has more miles on her than the space shuttle Columbia and about as much cosmetic resurfacing. She may be nice to look at, but I'd bet you'd never introduced her to your mother.

    Minka Kelly may have some "cankles" and caught something from Derek Jeter, but you'd impress both of your friends and family if she was your gf.

    Minka Kelly over Carmen Electra. Kate Upton to trump both.

    Leave the gun, take the cannoli!

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  • HawkISidelines said...

    Sorry Todd. Cannot agree. Carmen Electra (aka Tara Patrick), is Kim Kardashian before KK became a household curse word. Is it safe to use the word "harlot" or "tramp" on these boards. Carmen has more miles on her than the space shuttle Columbia and about as much cosmetic resurfacing. She may be nice to look at, but I'd bet you'd never introduced her to your mother.

    Minka Kelly may have some "cankles" and caught something from Derek Jeter, but you'd impress both of your friends and family if she was your gf.

    Minka Kelly over Carmen Electra. Kate Upton to trump both.

    Leave the gun, take the cannoli!

    Hahahahaha props to you sir!

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  • HawkISidelines said...

    Sorry Todd. Cannot agree. Carmen Electra (aka Tara Patrick), is Kim Kardashian before KK became a household curse word. Is it safe to use the word "harlot" or "tramp" on these boards. Carmen has more miles on her than the space shuttle Columbia and about as much cosmetic resurfacing. She may be nice to look at, but I'd bet you'd never introduced her to your mother.

    Minka Kelly may have some "cankles" and caught something from Derek Jeter, but you'd impress both of your friends and family if she was your gf.

    Minka Kelly over Carmen Electra. Kate Upton to trump both.

    Leave the gun, take the cannoli!

    lol Great analysis!

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  • Carmen over Minka. Carmen has a ton of plastic surgeries and at least 1 boob job to her credit but while Minka is hot, she's not stunning; Carmen is. I WAS going to use Megan Fox to trump them both but...it's pretty hard NOT to go with Kate Upton. Kate Upton is definitely close to dethroning Jessica Alba who's at the top of my list, but I just can't go with Upton yet (this very well may change soon but it needs more thought).

    Disclaimer: While I definitely love Megan Fox's body and sexiness, she's not someone I would marry because she comes off as someone very low on brain power and I can't stand stupid people. I very much would "date" her though; I could sell that much of myself for her beauty, but no more.

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  • derHawkeye said...

    Carmen over Minka. Carmen has a ton of plastic surgeries and at least 1 boob job to her credit but while Minka is hot, she's not stunning; Carmen is. I WAS going to use Megan Fox to trump them both but...it's pretty hard NOT to go with Kate Upton. Kate Upton is definitely close to dethroning Jessica Alba who's at the top of my list, but I just can't go with Upton yet (this very well may change soon but it needs more thought).

    Disclaimer: While I definitely love Megan Fox's body and sexiness, she's not someone I would marry because she comes off as someone very low on brain power and I can't stand stupid people. I very much would "date" her though; I could sell that much of myself for her beauty, but no more.

    lol Love the analysis here!

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  • Rachel Bilson FTW!

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  • Bloodrazor said...

    Rachel Bilson FTW!

    Yet another good choice. You guys are good "talent" evaluators. lol

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  • derHawkeye said...

    Carmen over Minka. Carmen has a ton of plastic surgeries and at least 1 boob job to her credit but while Minka is hot, she's not stunning; Carmen is. I WAS going to use Megan Fox to trump them both but...it's pretty hard NOT to go with Kate Upton. Kate Upton is definitely close to dethroning Jessica Alba who's at the top of my list, but I just can't go with Upton yet (this very well may change soon but it needs more thought).

    Disclaimer: While I definitely love Megan Fox's body and sexiness, she's not someone I would marry because she comes off as someone very low on brain power and I can't stand stupid people. I very much would "date" her though; I could sell that much of myself for her beauty, but no more.

    derHawkeye, I only mentioned someone else(Kate Upton) trumping Minka and Carmen because her name was in the next link match-up. What you did was "jump the shark".

    Now for Megan Fox-- ever see her pictures pre-cosmetic surgery. Ordinary. We see better looking babes at SEC games on TV. Doing yourself a favor and go see your optometrist. no

    Jessica Alba- hot, great face and body, lousy actress, boring celebrity. Most of her best pics were two children ago.

    For the Rachel Bilson fan, agree - cute face but her petite body? Why do get the feeling I am looking at a human "bobblehead" doll. Beside Summer Glau is even better looking and she likes football. RB would be more worried over a broken fingernail than watching a game and getting you a cold beer.

    Since derHawkeye jump the shark for this challenge, let me submit my move to checkmate his strategy. Hottest babe (all-time(drumroll effect)) : Raquel Welch. clap

    Not only a good actress but take a look at her photos today. She is 71 now. She still in better shape and looks than most women half her age. She and Michelle Pfeiffer still attract men's stares today. Raquel Welch in her prime would have made Kim Kardashian an extra on the films 1 million B.C. or Mother, Jugs and Speed. Carmen's got maybe a decade left to cash in on her looks. Megan Fox could be the next Tori Spelling and Rachel Bilson should plan on a life after acting soon.

    Even Shawshank Redemption prisoners chose Raquel.

    This post was edited by HawkISidelines on 11/8/2011 at 1:46 PM

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  • HawkISidelines said...

    derHawkeye, I only mentioned someone else(Kate Upton) trumping Minka and Carmen because her name was in the next link match-up. What you did was "jump the shark".

    Now for Megan Fox-- ever see her pictures pre-cosmetic surgery. Ordinary. We see better looking babes at SEC games on TV. Doing yourself a favor and go see your optometrist. no

    Jessica Alba- hot, great face and body, lousy actress, boring celebrity. Most of her best pics were two children ago.

    For the Rachel Bilson fan, agree - cute face but her petite body? Why do get the feeling I am looking at a human "bobblehead" doll. Beside Summer Glau is even better looking and she likes football. RB would be more worried over a broken fingernail than watching a game and getting you a cold beer.

    Since derHawkeye jump the shark for this challenge, let me submit my move to checkmate his strategy. Hottest babe (all-time(drumroll effect)) : Raquel Welch. clap

    Not only a good actress but take a look at her photos today. She is 71 now. She still in better shape and looks than most women half her age. She and Michelle Pfeiffer still attract men's stares today. Raquel Welch in her prime would have made Kim Kardashian an extra on the films 1 million B.C. or Mother, Jugs and Speed. Carmen's got maybe a decade left to cash in on her looks. Megan Fox could be the next Tori Spelling and Rachel Bilson should plan on a life after acting soon.

    Even Shawshank Redemption prisoners chose Raquel.

    lol This thread cracks me up!

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  • Since were throwing other names out there: Brooklyn Decker. Andy Roddick is a lucky man haha.

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  • HawkISidelines said...

    derHawkeye, I only mentioned someone else(Kate Upton) trumping Minka and Carmen because her name was in the next link match-up. What you did was "jump the shark".

    Now for Megan Fox-- ever see her pictures pre-cosmetic surgery. Ordinary. We see better looking babes at SEC games on TV. Doing yourself a favor and go see your optometrist. no

    Jessica Alba- hot, great face and body, lousy actress, boring celebrity. Most of her best pics were two children ago.

    For the Rachel Bilson fan, agree - cute face but her petite body? Why do get the feeling I am looking at a human "bobblehead" doll. Beside Summer Glau is even better looking and she likes football. RB would be more worried over a broken fingernail than watching a game and getting you a cold beer.

    Since derHawkeye jump the shark for this challenge, let me submit my move to checkmate his strategy. Hottest babe (all-time(drumroll effect)) : Raquel Welch. clap

    Not only a good actress but take a look at her photos today. She is 71 now. She still in better shape and looks than most women half her age. She and Michelle Pfeiffer still attract men's stares today. Raquel Welch in her prime would have made Kim Kardashian an extra on the films 1 million B.C. or Mother, Jugs and Speed. Carmen's got maybe a decade left to cash in on her looks. Megan Fox could be the next Tori Spelling and Rachel Bilson should plan on a life after acting soon.

    Even Shawshank Redemption prisoners chose Raquel.

    No I didn't "jump ship," Megan Fox was one of the links as well which is what got me "thinking." My mention of Jessica Alba was just to say she was at the top of my list and nothing else. Although i have to say that I haven't seen any of Alba lately so that could also effect my decision as well.

    You should slap yourself for putting two fossils into the picture. It's one thing giving credit to them, but we're talking about beautiful women here and you bringing in fossils will NOT win you first place at the talent show...we're judging thoroughbreds (granted most have plastic surgery), not million year old rocks with imprints of ancient plants and animals.

    Kim Kardashian, is hot, I don't care what you say, she is. However she also is an attention/money grabbing whore.

    If you want me to go off topic than fine: Kate Upton vs. Scarlett Johansson and Mila Kunis vs. Hayden Panettiere.

    This post was edited by derHawkeye on 11/8/2011 at 5:45 PM

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  • I really don't why I am even bothering to explain my opinion to someone who must be under 22 and living in today's pop culture.

    First, the term is "jumping the shark" not "jumping ship". You can wikipedia the term to learn its meaning and yes, you did jump the shark.

    The mention of Raquel Welch and Michelle Pfeiffer was about all-time hottest, time was suspended to compare who was best in their prime (Reread the post). Most women start to loses their beauty status in their late 20's to early 30's. Take a look at Julia Roberts-- she has not been hot since Erin Brockovich movie. Kardashian needs layers of bronze makeup and soft lighting wherever she goes. She is usually only seen at night.

    Google Raquel Welch images (and Michelle Pfeiffer, too) and see if I am lying. Raquel had a fantastic hour glass body and her swim suit pictures were classics. If Raquel were in her late 20s or early 30s today, she'd own the tabloids and the media. She would be the most downloaded woman of all-time (expect for maybe some female celebrity with a sex tape).

    Your honor, I rest my case.

    HawkISidelines

  • This is a fun topic guys, let's keep it that way.

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  • Concur, concur.

    HawkISidelines

  • HawkISidelines said...

    I really don't why I am even bothering to explain my opinion to someone who must be under 22 and living in today's pop culture.

    First, the term is "jumping the shark" not "jumping ship". You can wikipedia the term to learn its meaning and yes, you did jump the shark.

    The mention of Raquel Welch and Michelle Pfeiffer was about all-time hottest, time was suspended to compare who was best in their prime (Reread the post). Most women start to loses their beauty status in their late 20's to early 30's. Take a look at Julia Roberts-- she has not been hot since Erin Brockovich movie. Kardashian needs layers of bronze makeup and soft lighting wherever she goes. She is usually only seen at night.

    Google Raquel Welch images (and Michelle Pfeiffer, too) and see if I am lying. Raquel had a fantastic hour glass body and her swim suit pictures were classics. If Raquel were in her late 20s or early 30s today, she'd own the tabloids and the media. She would be the most downloaded woman of all-time (expect for maybe some female celebrity with a sex tape).

    Your honor, I rest my case.

    I am under 22, I'm 21 however no I don't live under today's "pop culture" as you call it. I hate pop music and have zero respect and in other terms absolute disdain for everything rap or even relating to it. I listen to rock and that's it. 70's, 80's, 90's, 2000's I listen to it all but very few other genre's. Why my age matters? I don't know because it has nothing to do with my opinion.

    Personally I've never heard the term, ever. Nor do I really care to look for the meaning since it's unlikely I'll hear the term again. Nothing against you, but this is the first time I've heard it in 21 years, doesn't seem like something that I will benefit learning.

    You're mention of "all-time hottest" women, still surprises and confuses me. I just googled both of them, Raquel Welch is hot, but again, not something truly spectacular in my opinion. Michelle Pfeiffer was in one of the best movie's of all-time, Scarface, yet in that movie she legitimately looked skinny enough to pull off the "coke addict" look, which is NOT hot. She did look better in some of her other pictures but honestly how she's even top-10 hottest of all time to you is astounding. And personally, I've never really thought Julia Roberts was very hot, I don't know what it is about her, but I just don't think she's that hot.

    You have a completely different taste in women than me, I like fuller women like Kate Hudson, Scarlet Johansson, Megan Fox, etc. You apparently like them more petite and that's fine for you but don't discount me because I'm just 21. I don't think you maybe purposely meant to come off that way, but it really seems like you discount my opinion just for being young. By the way if you didn't understand my own post, I was joking with you in the 2nd paragraph.

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